January 24th-25th, 2025
It wasn’t until a week or so before I arrived in Laos that I
found out that there is a high-speed train running from the capital, Vientiane,
all the way north into China (who was a big-time investor in the rail line). What a pleasant surprise. I had expected hours of bumpy van rides to
get from A to B, but no, that wasn’t going to be the case. I even splurged and spent the extra $8 to have
a first-class ticket!
The Vientiane train station.
I had read online that the security measures in the railway
station were over the top, comparable if not stricter than airport
security. However, I didn’t experience
that. My backpack went through an X-ray
machine, but that was it.
The ride itself was comfortable and I sitting beside a 60
something year old woman from Australia and her husband was sitting across the
aisle. We chatted for the majority of the
train journey which made the two hours fly by.
A shuttle took us into Luang Prabang, and I checked into the
Dear Villa Guesthouse that I had found on Booking.com. One of the main reasons that I picked it was
that it looked like it had an amazing deck overlooking the Mekong River. Well, this turned out to be a fallacy. Those were restaurants across the street that
were not affiliated with the guesthouse.
My room was pretty shitty too. It
was right near the entrance, the windows had wooden shades over them, the
mattress had springs poking in my back…I was thankful I was only staying for
one night. I later gave them a bad
review on Booking.com and then received an email from Booking as to whether I
had stayed there as Dear Villa had cancelled my booking. Cheeky.
That’s how they tried to prevent my review from being posted…but it didn’t
work in the end, my review was posted.
The next morning, I had booked a cruise on the Mekong River
with a company called “Shompoo”. I was going
to head upriver to a small town called Pakbeng and then return the
following day. Most travellers cruise
downriver, coming from Thailand on a two-day journey from Chiang Rai where they are
bussed to the border, cross over to Huay Xai, and then begin the
boat trip. I just wanted to experience
the Mekong, so my only option was to go upstream for one day and then return
the following day.
After being picked up at my guesthouse, we arrived at the
dock and the boat looked massive. I later
found out that it was 45 meters long, and there were only 9 tourists on it so
there was a lot of space to spread out. Also,
they need a minimum of 8 passengers to make it viable to run the boat, especially
upstream, so we just made the cut. Our
guide, Vong, introduced himself and we set off around 7:30 am. We had 160 kilometres to travel to arrive at
Pakbeng around 5 pm.
This cruise wasn’t cheap ($130 USD upstream, $150
downstream), but it was more spacious and luxurious to the public boats where
they would have packed 100 people on this size of a boat. Therefore, the clientele were not
backpackers, but older travellers/tourists and I noticed right away that I was
the youngest passenger…which isn’t a bad feeling when you are 53 years old!
It was a bit chilly for the couple of hours, but the scenery was beautiful.
We had a stop at the Pak Ou Caves, which wasn’t stellar, but alright. Our slightly geriatric group slowly climbed up the stairs to the first cave that was filled with hundreds of Buddha statues of all shapes & sizes (seven shapes in fact, as there is a Buddha pose to represent each day of the week). We sat down on some chairs as Vong explained the history of the cave, which has been an attraction for Buddhists for a few hundred years. The cave itself was not that big in size.
There was an upper cave, which was about 150 steps up from
the lower one, so I climbed up to check it out.
It was a bit more of a cave, about 50 meters deep with a high ceiling
that also contained Buddha statues, but not as many as the lower cave did.
Back on the boat, we continued upriver. We passed the construction of a new dam that
is slated to be finished around 2028.
Vong explained that Laos already has an electricity surplus, thanks to a
number of hydroelectric dams, but they still plan to make more. Sadly, this means the loss of some small
villages by the river, and a change to the lifestyle of the local people. The government has offered new houses to those
who will be displaced, higher up on the riverbank. But the people will not own the land and even
though the concrete, square homes would be an upgrade for some, I’m sure it’s a
tough pill to swallow. If they decide
not to take the house, they will receive a one time payout.
While standing out on the foredeck, I had a conversation
with Vong. I asked him why the cruise
line was called “Shompoo”. He said that
is meant “pink” in Laotian, which explained the colour of the cushions onboard. But he as stated that “shom” means “enjoy”
and “poo” is “mountains”, seems appropriate.
Additionally, he thought that it was easy for Westerners to remember
since it is so close to “shampoo”. I also
found out that the boat costs about $50,000 USD and the captain lives aboard it
with his family.
A little later, a buffet lunch was served as I continued to
enjoy the scenery. It was a decent spread
but not mind blowing.
About 45 minutes after our meal, Vong gathered all of the passengers around a table and he demonstrated how to prepare a dessert, which consisted of sticky rice and some slices of banana rolled up in a banana leaf. Each guest had a chance to “roll one up”, and then they were sent to the kitchen to bake for 40 minutes. I have to admit that the finish product was…okay, too much rice and not enough bananas in the two rolls I received, and even though we occasionally had rice pudding as a dessert when I was a kid, I don’t believe rice should fall into the dessert zone.
The boat docked in the small village of Pakbeng about 45
minutes before sunset. A “public boat”
filled with over hundred backpackers coming from the Thai border arrived around
the same time and there was a bit of chaos as trucks and tuk tuks were arranged
to shuttle everyone to their respective accommodations. There were at least a couple of young British
backpackers who were in “happy moods”…I think some beer was flowing on their
boat.
I couldn’t help but think of how strange it must be for the
locals in this town. Every day around
sunset, one to two hundred tourists show up on boats, spend the night, and are
all gone by 8 am the following morning, and it’s all due to the fact that Pakbeng
just happens to be halfway between Huay Xai and Luang Prabang. It’s a good situation for guesthouse and
restaurant, cafe & bar owners, but if you don’t benefit from this influx of
tourists, it must be annoying.
After checking in at my guesthouse, I was just in time to grab
a Beerlao and sit to enjoy the sun setting over the hills with the river
reflecting the light. The concrete deck
was odd though, it slanted at about 10 degrees from left to right and surely
that wasn’t on purpose, I think it had some structural issues…but it survived
for the next hour so all good.
That evening, I walked about 50 meters down the road to a little
bar/restaurant called “The Hive” (I don’t know why, but this is a popular name
in Laos for bars). It was an outdoor place
with a crappy pool table underneath a covered area by the bar. Most of the clientele were the young
backpackers from the public boat, and they were having a good time.
The next morning, I decided to walk down to the pier since
it was only about a kilometre away, and mostly downhill. I wanted to arrive early to try and secure a
decent seat on the boat as I expected there to be at least three times as many
passengers heading downstream today compared to the upstream journey yesterday.
I was able to secure a table on the port side of the boat, which
was mostly in the shade but as expected, I was joined by a couple of other
tourists. Mike and Tony, originally from
San Francisco but now living for many years about 3 hours northeast of Mexico
City were friendly and nice guys. Mike
was a retired IT project manager in his mid-60s and Tony was a bit younger and
ran a couple of barber shops and some other side business that I forget. They’ve been together for 25 years and have
done their fair share of travelling.
It was definitely faster cruising downstream and in order to
make it a full day so that tourists felt like they got their money, we not only
stopped at the Pak Ou Caves (I didn’t bother getting off of the boat since I had
seen it yesterday) but also “Whiskey Village” afterwards.
The boat docked at this small hamlet, and we disembarked on
a narrow bamboo dock. Up some stair, there was a covered area where a table
with rows and rows of filled bottles (which were for sale) and a whiskey still
were situated. The still was radiating some
heat from a recent fire underneath it.
Our guide explained the process of creating Laolao Whiskey. The resultant product was either 15% or a
whopping 50% alcohol. We were each given
a small sample to try…and a number of us couldn’t help but remark that this was
the one thing we weren’t supposed to do in Laos: shots of alcohol from an
unknown source! If you’re wondering why,
6 young tourists died in Vang Vieng in November (just 2 months ago) after drinking
free shots offered at a hostel. The
shots contained methanol, which is deadly.
Very sad.
I didn’t really care for the taste of the whiskey, the
strong stuff was pretty foul so needless to say, I didn’t buy any. After a quick wander up and down the nearby
street that was lined with shops flogging typical tourist souvenirs, I headed back
to the boat.
Forty-five minutes later we arrived in Luang Prabang, and I
was only a 400 meter walk away from my guesthouse, a different one from the
place I stayed at before the cruise…I was hoping it would be a better one.